May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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