I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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