I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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