i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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