The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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