we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
honey bunches of taint.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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