feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
