love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize