names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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