Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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