dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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