So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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