Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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