Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Say something about gay babies.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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