No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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