Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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