porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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