Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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