I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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