I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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