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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I want her autograph on my taint
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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