it hurts more in the daytime
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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