Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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