This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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