He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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