You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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