I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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