I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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