Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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