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(205): View more from Alabama

Do you want the good news or bad news first?

(678): View more from Georgia

bad news

(205): View more from Alabama

The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.

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As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.

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(845): View more from New York

You jumped into so many bushes for no reason

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(719): View more from Colorado

Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.

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