god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
even my farts smell like vagina
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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