if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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