that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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