yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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