Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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