So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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