how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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