The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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