I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
