Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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