okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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