They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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