Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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