Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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