This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
time to smoke my breakfast
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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