youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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