So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Two words: nipple clamps
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