what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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