East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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