I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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