Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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