ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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